David Gest:All of a sudden I decided to have a nose job and facelift in one operation, and have cheek implants and a cleft chin a week later. I went ahead because I was unhappy. But if I could live my life again, I wouldn’t do it. I now realize that I am who I am and it is what’s on the inside that counts.

Well, that’s something that I want to hear while I’m watching porn while I’m on crack. Just kidding. Who wouldn’t regret getting surgery when you still look like yourself before you stepped inside the operating room?