High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale recently had a nose job, saying that she had no choice but to do it because she “had a deviated septum.” Duh! Everyone has a deviated septum! I mean really. If I am a deviated septum, my heart would be broken a million times because these heartless celebs are just using me for them to do what they want by making it appear that I am the bad guy. Anyway, thank goodness, that’s not the case.

In fairness to Ashley, she does look a lot better now with that annoying septum repaired. Whew!