I can’t believe Joan Van Ark went out of her house and joined a certain party, looking like this. Tsk Tsk. What is she thinking? It looks like she just removed her bandages. She should stay home. And by bandages, I am not implying that she has had cosmetic surgery or something because I really don’t know. And I AM NOT SURE. Perhaps she just sort of banged her face on the door and the bruises you know turned to dark spots and all that but anyway, whatever it is that happened to Joan, I really feel sorry for her.

The guests must have been scared, at first.